1. You will never shout ‘Ole’ alone, Nigerians will always help you chorus it
2. But once it’s time to involve police in the same Ole matter, another story oh
3. If you can’t drive properly, never fear, a Nigerian will always show you how to ‘cut your hand’
4. What ‘cut your hand’ means exactly, we don’t really know
5. If your children need beating and your hand is paining you, trust any Nigerian to help you enter set
6. Nigerian Policemen really care about your well-being, why they get angry and tax you if your glove-box light isn’t working
7. The policemen also want you to be good Nigerians and care for their well-being, why they ask if you have anything for boys
8. Please, which other country will the thieves warn you before coming to give you courtesy visit?
