1. When someone dies and people start writing “tell me it’s not true” on their wall.
You want them to reply you?2. When you see someone’s name written like this:
WHY?3. When someone thanks you for accepting their friend request.
I’m not a celebrity na.4. When someone tags you in a photo you’re not in.
What is it?5. You, when you get a notification and see it’s a candy crush invitation.
Nonsense.6. When one of your aunties comes to drop a comment on your picture.
“Who is that girl with you?”7. When someone without any mutual friends sends you a friend request.
From where, biko?8. When your parents send you a friend request.
God forbid.9. When someone tells you to like a picture so they can win a competition.
Will you give me out of the money?10. When people start chatting in the comments section of your post and you keep getting notifications.
Better leave this place.