1. Your first official bible:
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The best.
2. When your parents ask you if you’re going to church as if you have a choice.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472395938/ssidycqvwgx1e9ujwfpx.jpg)
Why are you even asking?
3. When service starts by 9, but you’re out of the house before 7.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472395684/ihj8txkf2ieyvtf9ugrv.jpg)
Na wa. Are we the pastors?
4. When you always had to join children’s church choreography.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472391039/zvyjhtb2ktuiihejsgsh.png)
In your mind you could dance oh.
5. Every church party, childrens’ food vs adults’ food:
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472395961/zdns0r48okxmhj5bb9fb.jpg)
Is it fair?
6. You, waiting to be old enough to finally go to teens church.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472391030/jmrtzlk6fwhmvdu44koe.jpg)
Can I grow already?
7. When you’re not praying in church and your mum looks over at you.
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Hay God!
8. When you couldn’t start your Christmas celebration without going to church in the morning.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472390952/ux0aanh2ecvy6knsl1zs.jpg)
I want to eat rice na.
9. Your friends on New Year’s Eve vs. You and your family on New Year’s Eve:
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472391440/xsoeqee0moqo8swtbyfg.jpg)
Watch Night Service was not optional.
10. You, waiting for your parents to finish greeting the same set of people after church every Sunday.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472395767/khmwraywa1umplnjfaef.png)
Can we go biko?
11. How your parents react when you tell them you want to change churches:
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472391534/llp9cmyz0ze5srh1auhh.png)
No vex.
12. When you always had to attend mid-week services and night vigils.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472395724/gex0bzifzzayumznjexd.png)
So tired.
13. When your parents see you walking out of church before they share the grace.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472391380/rszkntriexfnolztsrvf.jpg)
Wahala.
14. The solution to everything:
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The greatest,
15. When you finally move out but they still call you every Sunday to know if you went to church.
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“Yes ma.”