1. How he used to dress every single day.

Does this one think the profession is a joke?

2. When he insists all the students call him one useless nickname like his normal name is not funny enough.

Baba leave this thing alone!

3. How he strolls around the school.

Are you the landlord sir?

4. When he tries to add “efizzy” to his teaching style by adding rap and dance steps to his classes.

Who asked you oh?

5. When he tries to enter students gist by force by fire.

Sir, your mates are in the staff room.

6. When he uses all the information he has gathered by being the friendly teacher, against students.

Judas is that you?

7. When he cracks one of his dry jokes and expects the class to start laughing.

You are not a comedian sir, face mathematics.

8. When his fellow teachers see him coming, they’re like:

Please he should go and look for someone else to disturb.

9. When he finally stops pretending and shows his true colours.

We said it!

10. When after all his shenanigans he becomes the head of department, you’re like:

This life is turn by turn sha!

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