1. When you go about starting a conversation with “As someone who is ripe for marriage”
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Over ripe sef.
2. When you’ve enrolled in marriage counselling but you’re still single.
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I’m starting for both of us. My husband can join me when I find him.
3. When you start randomly wearing rings on your left hand.
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Lol! Please engage me.
4. When you’ve been a bridesmaid 15 times.
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Ejoor. Me too I want to marry.
5. And caught the bouquet 14 times.
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I caught it…again!
6. When people around you get engaged and you feel the need to update bae about them.
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“Very nice ring too!”
7. When you’ve watched ‘Lord of the Rings’ with your bae like 6 times and they still haven’t gotten the hint.
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Till I shout it in your face abi?
8. When you go to the mall and you take bae past the ring shop more than once but they still don’t get.
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Tori Olorun, buy ring now?
9. When your instagram feed is full of Bella Naija weddings and aso-ebi Bella.
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I’m ready.
10. When you dedicatedly trended the #seizethebae2015 and #commitorcomot2016.
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Yes! Seize me, please.
11. When everytime your bae buys you a gift in a box, your heart skips a beat.
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But then you open it…
12. When more of your friends are getting engaged and it’s upsetting you more and more.
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I hope you’re
miserable happy.
13. When every white dress starts looking like a wedding dress.
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Is this a sign, Lord?
14. Everytime bae bends down, you assume it’s a proposal.
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*faints*
15. When someone asks you out but all you want to do is skip dating and go straight to engagement.
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It’s getting late abeg.
16. At this point, you don’t mind if someone tosses the ring at you as proposal. Sha propose.
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Oya now!