1. “Look left, look right, look left again” does not work in Nigeria.
That rule is just for people abroad oh!2. You still have to look both ways before crossing a one-way street.
Or else one molue driver will just come and clear you.3. If you don’t kneel down and beg each car to stop, you’ll just be waiting there like:
Get your ‘ejo o’ face ready.4. If this isn’t you:
Then zebra crossings are not your concern.5. Because zebra crossings are nothing but Tom-Tom adverts to Nigerians.
Don’t even risk it.6. Run, even though the road is completely free.
One trailer can just appear at any time.