1. When you tell your mother you’re sick and she says “you’re strong in Jesus’ name.”
Amen! But I’m still vomiting sha.2. How your parents see themselves when you fall sick:
You people are now doctors, abi?3. When your mother feels your forehead to check your temperature.
Hian! Is it only malaria?4. The real doctors in every Nigerian home:
Nigerian parents not-so-secret weapon.5. “I have a cold.” “I was shot in my leg.” “I was hit by a trailer.”
Robb is the answer when you don’t even know the question.6. The last stop before your parents actually take you to a hospital
Can’t even imagine using it to cook. It is anointing oil now and forever.7. The sick Nigerian’s unofficial diet:
THE BEST.