Satire! Satire! Satire! Please and thank you!
1. First of all, your work starts immediately the boy starts toasting you.
You have to tender your CV and Cover letter to his mother!2. Run to greet his mother in her house everyday like:
No need to bath sef, just carry yourself there.3. Don’t forget to greet his siblings, uncles, aunts, neighbours, cousins, friends….. you get the gist!
Including the house girl and gateman.4. You must call your mother-in-law ‘mommy’, nothing else!
Because she has blessed you with her son. She is a God to you!5. Don’t make the mistake of calling his siblings by name! Even his 5 year old sibling is OLDER THAN YOU!
If you don’t want her to slap you, respect yourself.6. If you have any sense, go and do your mother-in-law’s laundry every weekend.
Let her know washing is your hobby.7. If you don’t know how to cook, my dear, don’t bother with her son.
The only thing you’re allowed to ask her when she visits.8. Study and understand the movement of her eyes.
She’s only trying to give you the home training you lack.9. You have to add ‘Jesus is Lord’ after every sentence, so she knows it’s real.
Let her know you are the mother of all prayer warriors!