1. When your parents wake up and start shouting but you have nowhere to go to avoid them.
Hay God!
2. When all the popular places to eat and hang out are crowded.
Must you people come out?
3. When random guests and family members come to “visit”.
So if you call us on the phone to “greet” will you die?
4. When you spend a lot more money than you because you keep going out to “have fun”.
Na wa oh!
5. When your ex tries to “hang out” because he/she is bored.
Get thee behind me satan!
6. When your parents start trying to gist with you but end up lecturing you.
This is what I was trying to avoid oh!
7. When your church creates a programme that takes up half of the public holiday.
For goodness sakes!
8. When NEPA refuses to co-operate.
Don’t let God punish you people oh!
9. When all the stores you wanted to go to are closed for the public holiday.
Are these ones serious at all?
10. When the holiday is over and you have to go back to school/work.
Noooooo!
