See, the statement ‘not all mad people roam the streets’ is actually very true and accurate

Because some of them are on Twitter. Plenty of them sef.

Just take this guy, for example.
Who is he talking to, please?
And why does he need anyone’s email so bad?
This is more than a little creepy
When you’re trying to flirt but you want to be subtle at the same time
Literally all he tweets
Diz tew much, honestly
What is even happening here?

I rest my case!
