1. What your bag looks like to you:
Nice and normal!
2. What your bag looks like to everyone else.
Ahn ahn!
3. When you are looking for something in your bag and feel like you have to enter the bag to find it.
Stress!
4. When everyone asks you to help them “keep something” after insulting your big bag.
Please keep it on your head.
5. When someone tries to sell you a clutch or small purse.
What can someone use that one for?
6. When you successfully hide food to carry into the cinema in your bag.
We move!
7. When your bag falls in public and one million and things fall out, people look at you like:
Please pack all your shame from the floor!
8. When you are forced to carry a small bag and you have to choose which of your one million things to leave at home:
How can I choose?
9. When you are paranoid someone is just going to steal from your bag and you won’t know.
Because the bag is so big!
10. When someone asks you “what are you even keeping inside that big bag”?
Is it your business?