1. When you’re excited about Christmas presents then you remember all your loved ones always misbehave.
They give gifts like people that don’t have sense.
2. Your mother says her gift to you is the gift of life so you should not disturb her.
Na wa oh!
3. Your father is always buying you things you can never use as if you asked him.
Excuse me sir is it fair?
4. Your junior sister is constantly re-gifting you the gifts you bought her in the past.
That one is kuku a 419.
5. Your senior brother always sends one useless book that nobody including him has any interest in reading.
Professor is that why we are here?
6. That your uncle that has been giving you teddy bears every single year even though you are now over 18.
Is this my life?
7. That aunty that sends christmas broadcast with prayers and thinks that one is a present.
Na wa for you ma!
8. That’s why we love those uncles that send Christmas credit alert.
Better human being!
9. And those aunties that send shoes, bags and fabric.
The best babes.
10. In fact, Chigul put it best!
11. If your present does not make sense, keep it please.
It’s not by force!
12. All we want is something tangible for Christmas!
