1. When you try to go out in an outfit your mother thinks is too short or too tight, she’s like:
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“You might as well be naked! My friend will you go and change that rubbish!”
2. When you’re uninterested in cooking and she’s wondering why.
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“Is this how you will be doing in your husband’s house?”
3. When she doesn’t like your boyfriend and you are still dating him.
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Everyday she will use her advice and wise words to be torturing you in the house.
4. When your hairstyle or make up is too loud or crazy for her.
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“Why do you like to do yourself jagga jagga like this?”
5. When you go to school and you only call her three times a week instead of twice a day, she’s like:
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Hello ma, how many talk do you want us to talk?
6. When she doesn’t like your friends and you still hang out with them.
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She’s usually right about them at the end of the day sha but still!
7. When you decide to stop following her to her own church/mosque.
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Madam God is everywhere please let me go where I want!
8. When you stop telling her gist because you know she’ll use it against you later.
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How can we be fighting because I’m not talking enough!
9. When your female cousins/friends come to visit and your mother starts comparing the both of you.
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Be satisfied with what you have ma!
10. When you come home “late” which is any time after 7:30pm.
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“You are now a nightcrawler abi?”