1. This person wants to know how to make love o!
Please help us refer him to Ramsey Noah abeg!
2. Why is someone looking for 10 uses of English Language in Nigeria?
We use English to collect money in the bank.
3. This one say ‘who killed jesus’?
Question for the gods.
4. Okay, we can relate with this one sha because we need helpers too.
Jesus is the only helper.
5. But this helper question is getting out of hand sha.
Even google is tired.
6. People, this is actually a serious question.
What is love though? Never experienced that emotion.
7. So this one wants to get away with a murderer. Wait, what?
Too much Shonda Rhimes is bad for you.
8. Someone wants to become the flash, another wants to be a virgin again.
We are not understanding.
9. But really, how can we be sure the bible is true?
Another question for the gods!
10. This is the only one we care about.
Because we all need to make more money.
