1. So, the love of you life has decided to do extended hide and seek and has refused to locate you
2. But as man shall not live alone, you decide to follow your friend and her bae to hang out, who knows, you might even find the bone of your bone there
3. That is when they’ll remember they have to be kissing and holding each other every two minutes or they might fall sick
4. You’ll just be looking at them like, Oluwa be a boo provider
5. As if that one isn’t bad enough, nobody will be paying any attention to you, that’s when you’ll know you have to comment on your cousin’s Facebook status from 2014, all your parents BCs that you’ve been ignoring, suddenly need replies
6. Before you know it, you’ll have to resort to this for them to notice you:
7. Brethren, is this your story? Don’t worry, we’re many in this situation, 2017 is the year of the bae, we can smell it!
