1. If you can’t bring a friend, push the invitation away like this:
Unless you want to pay cab money alone, then be going.
2. Infact, cab is too far, danfo still dey there.
If you can even drive it sef, anything to save costs.
3. Aso ebi for what?
With the way this Forex is set up, might as well freestyle from your own wardrobe.
4. No need for makeup artiste, Youtube is your best friend.
When you want your face beat, but dollar is beating you.
5. Forget clutch, the bigger the bag, the better.
Where else will you put all the take away?
6. What is home training when food is involved?
The plan is to eat enough for two days, don’t disappoint us!!!
7. When you see they’re sharing souvenirs, this is how you attack.
This is where your bag comes in, you can even add food join.
8. Once you’ve acquired enough, dance like you’re earning Dangote’s salary.
As you cannot come and go and die.
