Playing FIFA is fun. Or at least, it’s supposed to be. But FIFA can quickly go from being a fun activity with your friends to one where you don’t even know the words to say.
If you talk too much after someone beats you, It’ll be because you’re trying to explain the pain away. If you don’t say anything, you’re trying not to cry.
Either way, there is pain.
If the person who just humiliated you is the devil, they’ll try to add insult to you injuries. Here are some of the things they might do:
1. Make videos
They’ll start trying to record the screen to show the scores and then your face while running commentaries and laughing in the background. If you’re used to this, you already know to cancel the results screen once it comes up at the end of the game. You can’t risk your reputation on Obasanjo’s internet.
2. Give hugs
After a FIFA game, you definitely do not want a hug from the person who just whooped your ass. You don’t even want them to touch you in the first place. If you start trying to hug or put your arms around someone after beating them on FIFA, you’re the devil.
3. Show concern
These people will start showing concern and asking questions like “Oh is everything okay?” “Do you want to switch pads?”. “Can you see well?” “Is the camera angle bad?” Run away from these people. They only want to humiliate you more and more. If you fall for their trap, they’ll just beat you again.
4. Call other people
These people are not the type to keep a secret. They’ll start calling other people to come and see the scores and the goals, especially if they’re world-class goals. Just know you are finished
5. Watch replays
Imagine conceding 7 goals in one game and the person scoring those goals is watching replays from all 5 angles from every goal. You’ll just be saying “Press X now”
6. Do Iconic celebrations
If you hear someone talking about all the FIFA celebrations they can do before the game, you should probably not play against them. They’ll score and have their player do annoying celebrations like dab or do some dance. Devils.
