Welcome to this masterclass. Please take a seat and listen attentively. Here are a few tips to use to beat Nigerian men at their own game.
1) Tell the person not to call you by a formal title.
Emphasize that they call you by your first name because we are all “adults” here.
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2) Deny your wife and kids.
Raise your voice and look hurt if it’s ever insinuated that you’re married.
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3) If you don’t deny your family, deflect every time the subject comes up.
Special use: “It’s complicated. Can we talk about something else? Thinking about it makes me sad.”
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4) Sprinkle “I love you” in the conversation every 10 minutes.
Go big or go home.
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5) Declare your love interest greater than any other commitment you have in life.
Especially greater than the one you made to your family. Ready to risk it all beb.
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6) Say you wish you met her before meeting your wife.
Make sure you swear by whatever you believe in.
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7) If all fails, beg and guilt trip.
Example: “Is it a crime that I love you so much? Is it is a crime that I can’t control my feelings for you? And I even prayed about it.”
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