Sure, you can’t breathe with face masks on, and it’s a pain fighting the urge to yank them off every five minutes, but a lot of people are really going through it with this face mask requirement.

Because we know you don’t think about only yourself, we made a list of people, whose respective drips have been tampered with, thanks to the facemasks:
Mommys with geles

Do you realise how much of a drip-dampener these masks will be with the full owambe look? Anyway, word reaching me now is that extra aso-ebi money will be charged to cover the matching facemasks, so the drip goes on.
Rappers with grills

Who is going to see their gold-plated teeth if their stuck behind face mask prison? Whomst?
People that are finally taking out their braces this year.

Imagine having braces on for 3 years and being scheduled to take them off in 2020. Just imagine.
People that love to show off their smiley piercing

Our thoughts are with them in these trying times.
People with tongue piercings

How they go take do am now ehn?
People that their beard finally connected in 2020

Please respect their privacy in these trying times.