Hating the day your parents brought you into this world?
There’s nothing more real than that.
We get your hatred, and we see you, because nobody really sent your parents message. But we also know that at some point, you might get tired of feeling that way, so here’s how to force yourself to love the day of your birth just a tiny little bit.
Spread the news of your birth
We’re not saying put it on a billboard or shout it from the rooftops, but tell everyone who matters. Not everyone remembers dates, so it won’t hurt to tell a friend to tell a friend to tell a friend that the anniversary of the day you originally graced the world with your greatness is fast approaching.
Or don’t spread the news of your birth
It’s also very okay if you just want to be alone for your birthday, read a book and sip on some wine. You get to ease into your birthday and enjoy every moment of it instead of fielding calls and texts from everyone you know and their acquaintances.
Think of all the freebies
In this Agbado economy where Burger peanuts are now ₦520, every freebie counts. Think of all the free food, drinks, gifts and money you’ll get on your birthday if you simply bask in it all.
You don’t have to socialise right away
Just block the calls and texts and social messages out. It’s your birthday, and the only person who should matter on that day is yourself. Ignore everything and everyone and focus on what makes you happy.
Don’t overthink it
Birth what? The birds are chirping, the sun is shining and Tinsel is still showing on African Magic. So what if you get a couple “Happy birthday” calls and messages? It’s just a regular ass day with a little bit more love.
Overthink it
On the other hand, it’s the day you made your grand entrance into the world. Granted, it happened without your permission, but you took it like a champ, so let people celebrate you like the idan you are.
Do something for you
It’s your day, and you should celebrate yourself how you see fit, even if that means burying yourself under a heavy ass blanket in the comfort of your bed.
At the end of the day, the only way to shake off the birthday blues is by doing what works for you, whatever it may be.
That includes letting us show you how to make sure you never receive a bad birthday gift that might ruin your day again.
