1. When you’re cooking indomie and NEPA decides to be unfortunate.
Thier plan is to starve you to death!2. How people queue up in front of Shop 10:
You people will not go for classes abi?3. When you finish eating at Salado and they show you the bill.
This small food? Abeg, lemme vomit it o!4. You, when your crush sees you eating beans in front of Jaja.
Let me hide my shame o!5. When you run to Iya Moria to buy their bomb rice and it has finished.
My enemies are not sleeping.6. You, when you discover the pounded yam at Computer!
Why have you people been hiding this greatness from me?7. When you get to Alhaja’s shop in 2001 Cafeteria and they don’t have plantain.
What do you mean? What are you now selling here?