1. When you try to chook hand in his food and he starts acting drama.
On top small chicken?
2. When you tell him you’re broke and instead of you to be seeing credit alert he is saying “me too”.
Is that what I asked you?
3. When you’re having an argument and instead of letting you win, he starts throwing facts your way.
So he’d rather be a lawyer than be your boyfriend, abi?
4. When you tell him you like his watch and he doesn’t immediately dash you.
He is not serious.
5. When he comes before you.
He will now go and sleep.
6. When you tell him that you don’t want anything for Valentine’s day and he actually doesn’t buy you anything.
He is an olodo.
7. When something is bothering you and he can’t read your mind to know what’s wrong.
Love should give him superpowers.
8. When you tell him “I’m fine” and he actually stops asking what’s wrong.
He has already failed.
9. When you start forming vex and start leaving and he really lets you leave.
It can pain sha.
10. When you send him a message and 3 seconds later he has still not replied.
He better be dead.
11. When he doesn’t get you a gift for Independence day, Easter, Sallah, Children’s day, and his own birthday.
What is now his use?
12. When it’s been one hour and he hasn’t checked up on you.
What is his excuse?
13. When you’re ready for marriage and he is complaining that it’s just been 2 months.
Is that not enough?
14. When you’re meant to be the only woman in his life but he is still in contact with his mother and sisters.
He is not ready.
15. When you want make your hair and he wants to pay his school fees instead.
Is that how to love?
