1. When people don’t believe you’re actually twins because you’re not identical.
2. When people constantly refer to you as “the twins”.
3. How people stare whenever you go out with your identical twin.
4. The stupid questions:
5. When you first learnt about Mary Slessor.
6. Your face, whenever someone calls your mother “Iya Ibeji”.
7. When someone wishes your twin “happy birthday” and forgets you.
8. When your parents still try to buy you guys the same outfit.
9. When you just let people call you your twin’s name because you don’t have energy to correct them.
I can’t, abeg.
10. When someone you’ve never met starts acting familiar and you realize it’s your twin they know.
11. You and your twin, whenever someone makes a P-Square joke.
12. How you feel when you play tricks on people and they actually chop it:
13. Whenever people ask “who is older?” and “…by how many minutes?”
14. Whenever someone tells you “I wish I had a twin.”
15. When you’re trying to convince someone that you’re you and not your twin.
16. When you do something bad and sharply blame it on your twin.
17. How you feel when even your own parents confuse you for your twin.
