If you don’t send a monthly allawee to your babe, you need to fix up now. We want you to see the light, so we compiled a list of reasons you should pay your lover a monthly salary (if you don’t have money, it’s best to face your front sha).
Because why not?
You’re the lover, the partner, the banana, and the sugar.
Money speaks
Are you spending your millions right if it’s not going to your lover? You’re the bureau de change. Your money is for spending. After all, when there’s money, love is sweeter.
You’re in love
Please, if you love someone and it’s within your means, why not? Drop allawee for every breath your partner takes. In fact, the number of zeros behind what you send her signifies the lengths you’ll go for love.
Love renewal
Every good thing must surely come to an end, but that’s also where the concept of subscription comes in. Better to spend money on premium love than breakfast.
It’s a love language
Everybody knows giving someone money they didn’t have to work for in Nigeria is a love language. Your gift-giving isn’t giving unless cash is inside.
She calls you daddy
That lady calls you daddy, you must do your duties and contribute something to her treasury. Or else…
Unfriendly economy
Nothing is too small to support your babe, please. Inside this economy where petrol is ₦650 per litre and grocery (a.k.a garri) is now almost on top of the food chain?
Make it harder for her next man
Only God knows tomorrow, but if you happen to part ways later, you’d be the standard for her next man in spoiling and pleasing her.
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You’re a Nigerian man
Even if all the reasons we’ve given you aren’t convincing, you can’t deny your Nigerian DNA, we’re known for going all out to spoil women. Don’t be an exception.
But if there are no means…
You can’t kill yourself. If e dey, e dey; if didn’t dey, it didn’t dey. Everywhere is hard, sef.
