Perfume

Unless you’re subbing us and saying we don’t usually smell nice, why this? Once or twice is enough. But it can’t become a permanent fixture, please.

PS5

You’re setting yourself up to receive less attention from him than you normally do. Do you really want that for yourself?

Scented candles

Sometimes, money is what’ll relieve our stress, not scented candles. Send us money instead.

Underwear

Unless you’re trying to send him away on purpose, don’t buy him something he can’t show off to the world. And even if he can, that’s still not in your favour. Think about it.

A shopping spree

If you take him on a shopping spree, he’ll find out you have money, and all of a sudden, your billings will start receiving more questions than they normally do.

A mobile phone

You’re just making it easier for side chics to reach him, at this point. Don’t do it.

A timepiece

If he really wants to spend forever with you, why does he need to check the time?


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