Go back and tie up Lord Lugard
Because why will he decide to go down in history as the architect of everlasting stress? Can he see the mess he made? Does he think it’s funny?
Or at least go back and stop Buhari
If 1914 is too far, we should at least be able to go to 2015 and erase everyone’s memories of the name “Buhari”. Maybe the exchange rate won’t be looking like it’s ascending to heaven today.
Buy dollars before it crashed
We’re definitely going back in time to when $1 was ₦150. No complaints.
Secure a second passport
If those parts of history refuse to change because Nigeria’s destiny has too much strong head, we’ll go back in time and arrange japa for our parents. Let’s prevent life from leading us 1-0 by getting a second passport.
Stop semo from being invented
We have no choice but to find the person who first thought semo was a good idea and give them a dirty slap.
Go back and buy bitcoin
Some people have decided they have dream jobs. They can stay in 2023 and have all the jobs they want. As for us, we do not dream of labour. We’re going back to 2009 to buy Bitcoin for $1. WAGMI in the mighty name of God.
Then come back to 2023 to cash it out with Bundle
What’s the point of going back in time to buy Bitcoin for $1 if we can’t spend it? So, when we’re done, we’re taking the time machine right back to 2023 to sell it all now that it has turned into blood money.
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