Z! Daily: If your babe doesn’t get upset, be very afraid

I’m at the stage where my eyesight starts to cloud over before I remember, “Shoot, I haven’t eaten today!”
Maybe one day, I’ll finally determine the exact colour of my problem.

Hii Itohan! I remember how excited you were when you shared how you finally found a lesbian couple for #LoveLife.

Yes, we’ve done a lot of heterosexual couples, and I wanted balance. This week’s subjects filled out my form, in which I
begged people to come and be interviewed, and that’s how this story came to life.

Love it for you. Their first kiss happening in a toilet gave me secondary school love
vibes, and it’s kinda sweet. Is that the strangest first kiss story you’ve heard?

I think their toilet first kiss was cute. Sometimes, it’s doing you like that. The person you’re seeing is so hot, your body starts to do you anyhow.
I’ve definitely heard about weirder first kisses. I just can’t remember which I’ll qualify as the weirdest.

Any other thing you found interesting?

The ex-girlfriend who refused to go. I was afraid o. You can’t tell me that babe isn’t a witch.

LMAO.

How to know your babe is about to get married, but not to you

I can confirm that refusing to get upset is a sign. Not because I’ve done it, but which
Nigerian woman likes peace? If she isn’t vexing for you, she’s vexing for someone else.

Know now, to avoid stories that touch

Steal the show at Lagos Fashion Week with these household items

Lagos Fashion Week 2022 is upon us, and we wouldn’t be the amazing people we are if
we didn’t give you tips to kill everybody with style when you attend.

Best-dressed or nothing

Ten proven ways to make bastard money

You see that British prime minister own? That’s the one I want to do. I’ll manage to stay for just over a month
then resign, so I’ll be entitled to the annual £115k allowance. Best in cash out!

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