If there was any week you shouldn’t have missed in Big Brother’s house, it was this one. The housemates almost brought down Biggie’s house, and at some point, he had to set them straight with a punishment. But that wasn’t even the worst of what happened in the No Loose Guard house this week.
Let’s get into all the major chaos.
Chinwe’s “anini” accusation
Earlier in the week, Nelly found a jewellery box that didn’t belong to her among her belongings and asked the other female housemates who owned it. It turned out the jewellery box belonged to her sworn enemy, Chinwe. Chinwe ran with the grand theory that Nelly was an armed robber until Rhuttee, who’d watched the chaos play out, conveniently mentioned that she placed the jewellery box on Nelly’s luggage.
Chinwe’s missed period
After weeks of trials and tribulations in their relationship, Zion and Chinwe finally resolved their issues and had hot sex in Biggie’s bathroom. Next thing we know, Chinwe is worried sick, confiding in her friend that she’s missed her period. Biggie might need to prepare to add ‘granddaddy’ to his title.
Sapa or fitfam?
Biggie says he wants the housemates to stay fit and healthy, but we think the real tea is that Sapa has finally touched the Big Brother house. God, abeg. The housemates’ access to the kitchen was restricted to twice daily, for two hours each time. Hopefully, this restriction will be lifted in week 4.
Kellyrae’s mild outburst
Our husband man might finally be cracking under the pressure of keeping his marriage a secret from the housemates. After keeping his cool most of the time, Kellyrae had to set his wife, Kassia, straight for engaging in Toby Forge’s advances. Toby offered Kassia a foot massage in her husband’s presence, and though she initially refused, she still placed her legs on his lap. Our man had to pull his wife to the side and tell her to cut the bullshit.
Rhuthee and Mayor’s almost-capsized ship
During a Truth or Dare game, Mayor Fresh not only crossed the line by confessing his likeness for Nelly and Handi but took things to the extreme by entertaining a steamy 10-second kiss with Handi. Rhuthee had a major meltdown about everything, stressing that she’d never felt so disrespected. Before we blinked twice, Mayor went around saying Handi forced herself on him, which made her call him out on the bullshit. Anyway, the lovebirds managed to resolve their issues and keep things moving.
Biggie’s punishment
Even though they claim to know it’s a game, the housemates are clearly under the grand illusion that they’re on some vacation, so they move without regard for the house rules. Big Brother wasn’t having it. Apart from failing their wager, he promised them a punishment proportionate to their anyhowness. He said, “You have rewarded Big Brother’s hospitality with disdain. You have mistaken Big Brother’s tolerance for weakness. That ends tonight.”
Rhuthee X Wanni X Handi
The power of two might have helped the twins against Rhuthee during their first face-off, but she stunned them into silence during the second. Rhuthee, who’d had enough of the twins taunting her because of their custodian power, confronted and levelled some weighty allegations of incest and sex-for-pay against them. She did all this while cooking noodles and sharing a kiss with her man, Mayor Fresh. But she didn’t have the last laugh.
First double eviction night
Flourish, Streeze, Radicals, and Beta made the bottom four this week, and the custodians had the power to save only two. Understandably, they saved their guys, Ben and Tjay, leaving the other housemates to vote Flourish and Streeze out of the house. In typical Handi X Wanni fashion, they taunted Rhuthee to her face after Ebuka’s announcement, making the exit one for the books since we last saw Lucy Edet storm out of Biggie’s house.
Custodian challenge’s out
After last night’s double eviction, Ebuka announced that the custodian challenge had finally ended, and everything returned to the status quo. Now, housemates will put each other up for possible eviction, and the HOH title will return with immunity. Fingers crossed to see how this plays out.
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