Rihanna. Yes I said it, Rihanna. I’ve been pondering upon it for a while now, then I stumbled on this tweet.
You wake up, Rihanna
post up, Rihanna
ride round in it, Rihanna
flossin on that, Rihanna
This diamond, Rihanna
my diamond, Rihanna— chu (@chuuzus) September 1, 2015
I find that if you replace every ‘flawless’ in that song with ‘Rihanna’ or a Rihanna picture, you get the real, hidden meaning of the song. Science, I swear.
Let’s try with the chorus:
You wake up, flawless
Post up, flawless
Ridin’ round in it, flawless
Flossin’ on that, flawless
This diamond, flawless
My diamond, flawless
This rock, flawless
My Roc, flawless
I woke up like this, I woke up like this
We flawless, ladies tell ’em
I woke up like this, I woke up like this
We flawless, ladies tell ’em
Say “I look so good tonight”
God damn, God damn
Say “I look so good tonight”
God damn, God damn, God damn
Am I wrong? Didn’t it feel right to you?
*taps mic* I’d like to apologize to all Beyhive members. Please don’t make me disappear. Thank you.
