Have you ever been to a game night and ended up bored out of your mind with the games they were playing — especially when they’re not daring people to remove 15 articles of clothing? Then you haven’t tried the Zikoko Never Have I Ever Guide.
How to play Never Have I Ever
Never Have I Ever is one of the most chaotic games in existence, as long as you do it right.
For the alcohol lovers in the building: Each player will take turns mentioning an experience or activity they’ve never done and whoever’s done these things has to take a shot or a sip of whatever they’re drinking (extra points if the drink tastes like petrol). If no one has done that thing, then the person who mentioned it has to take a drink. The winner of the game is the person who takes the least amount of drinks.
For sparkling wine lovers: Instead of using alcohol, every participant holds up their 10 fingers and takes one finger down for each thing they’ve done on the list of “Never Have I Ever” questions. The person with the last finger wins.
To make the game more fun, make sure people who’ve done the most insane activities spill the tea about how it went down.
Here are some Never Have I Ever questions to get you started:
Never Have I Ever: Relationship and Sex Edition
1. Never have I ever had my wig fall off during intense fornication
2. Never have I ever been served breakfast by someone I wasn’t even in a relationship with
3. Never have I ever faked moaned during phone sex
4. Never have I ever slept with someone I know my friend likes
5. Never have I ever pretended to be cool with my friend’s partner after I told them to break up with the person
6. Never have I ever fantasised about a dead (hot, but dead) person during fornication
7. Never have I pretended not to know how an equipment works in gym just so I could get my crush’s attention
8. Never have I ever prayed for someone’s relationship to scatter so I could shoot my shot
9. Never have I ever measured my penis with a tape rule
10. Never have I ever pretended to like an artistes, TV show, movie or song because I wanted someone to like me
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Never Have I Ever: Unhinged Naija Edition
1. Never have I ever pretended not to like amala or semo for clout
2. Never have I ever missed my bus stop because I was too scared or shy to shout “O wa”
3. Never have I bought a new flight ticket to avoid hearing my parents say “I told you so” after I miss my flight
4. Never have I ever watched porn with my Nigerian parent
5. Never have I ever said “God forbid” after singing a song lyric that involves death
6. Never have I been involved in one of those Wizkid vs. Davido arguments
7. Never have I ever called someone “Oga” or “Boss” 50 times because I couldn’t remember their real name
8. Never have I ever lied so I could jump the queue at at ATM
9. Never have I ever pressed the close button on an elevator even though I saw someone else coming
10. Never have I ever sang the wrong lyrics for the “Where the fishes drown or even die of thirst” part of the super story theme song
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Never Have I Ever: Chaotic Office Edition
1. Never have I ever taken a virtual meeting while taking a shit
2. Never have I ever lied about being proficient in something I wasn’t proficient in on my CV
3. Never have I eaten spoilt food just so I could get sick and avoid work
4. Never have I lied about network being the reason I couldn’t turn on my camera during a virtual meeting
5. Never have I ever dodged a co-worker in public outside of work
6. Never have I ever fornicated with a co-worker and then pretended not to know them at work the next day
7. Never have I pooped in the office toilet only for the poop not to flush completely
8. Never have I pretended to have a terminal illness just so I could resign from my job?
9. Never have I ever claimed to be able to work well under pressure in a job interview, knowing fully well that it’s a detty lie.
10. Never have I ever opened Microsoft Word to type rubbish just so my co-workers and boss think I’m busy.
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Never Have I Ever: Social Media Edition
1. Never have I ever blocked someone and lied that my phone was stolen
2. Never have I ever cheated on a Zikoko quiz
3. Never have I ever posted a diet on social media knowing fully well that I was going to eat swallow and egusi that day
4. Never have I pretended not to know someone I follow on social media just so they could greet me first
5. Never have I ever followed my partner’s ex on social media with a burner account
6. Never have I ever spread or laughed at the rumour that Zikoko writers are on crack
7. Never have I ever rewatched all my stories on Instagram or snaps after realising someone I liked just watched them
8. Never have I ever sent an “I’m in your city” message to a social media mutual with the intention of removing their pant
9. Never have I ever googled myself
10. Never have I ever googled “Never have I ever” questions for a game night
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