Unless you live under a rock, or internet service providers stole your joy these last few days, you’d know Nigeria recently received an August visitor. August because it’s not every day a 22-year-old American content creator visits the country and grown folks lose their shit.
While Kai Cenat is now in Ghana causing similar chaos, here’s a breakdown of what went down during his Nigerian visit.
Shank’s airport hero’s welcome
We don’t know why it had to be Shank, but our boy was at the international airport with singers and drummers to welcome Kai BBNaija royal homecoming style. He then proceeded to make Kai dance to a chant of his new name “Femi Omo Werey”.
The Davido hijacking
You know how you invite your cool friends to the house, and your siblings hijack them from you? This was Davido. He’s currently getting the heat for being an “agbaya” by ruining one of Shank’s planned activities with Kai. On their way to the spot, Davido’s security aide scared the shit outta Kai after telling him the location wasn’t safe.
Na mumu dey go boutique
Our boy Cenat hit one of the local markets and got a little too excited when he saw an “original” Louis Vuitton duffel bag priced at $14. What can we say? Our Igbo brothers came through.
AmeriNigerian accent on steroids
We have just one question: Why does the Nigerian brain betray the Nigerian tongue when we have to interact with people from the Abroad? From Shank to Davido, Cubana Chiefpriest and every other random person Kai met, everyone almost bit their tongues trying to “Wanna-Gonna”.
That awkward Cubana Chiefpriest link up
During a night out at the club, Chiefpriest AKA Industry Egbon Adugbo pulled the “I love you brother” card to which Kai replied: “I love you UNCLE”. That response was heavy on the “70 year old man” vibes.
“No talk that one o”
During a road trip, Kai and Davido stopped to greet some fans, and the content creator hollered, “Who dey?” unprovoked. Davido quickly shut him down with, “No talk that one o.” OBO needs to explain why he’s never given fans this same warning.
Davido spilled some tea unprovoked
We need answers to why Davido moved around Kai like a kid in a candy store, saying, “I don’t know if I should be saying this…” Why did he make an on-the-spot announcement his management probably didn’t co-sign? Anyway, a new album with 15 songs and six features is on the way.
Casamigos a la water
Kai was bamboozled for real and had questions after he downed ten shots of Casamigos and didn’t feel a damn thing. In Shank’s words: “Welcome to Lagos, bro.”
Breakfast
What’s the complete Nigerian experience without breakfast served hot hot? Shank introduced a couple of ladies to Kai and got him to choose his Nigerian princess. 48 hours after choosing a lady identified as Chisom, he found out she’s got a boo. He’s probably still stewing in the heartbreak in Ghana.
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