It might have taken the BBNaija No Loose Guard housemates more than 14 days to divide Biggie’s house, but it’s finally happened, and we’re here for all the premium entertainment.

If you’re wondering why you keep seeing certain housemates always together when you tune in to the channel, it’s because Biggie’s children have rewired the season’s theme to “Battle of The Cliques.” As a fan or viewer, the next question that should keep you up at night is: “Which clique should I bet on?”

Mbadiwe Twins X Chekas

This clique started with heavy family reunion vibes until we blinked, and Ozee began working harder than the god of thunder to ship Onyeka. One thing about this clique is that they just want to win tasks and gossip. They might entertain you while doing it, but don’t get it twisted—that’s not their primary mission.

Rank-o-meter: Vibes on Vibes

Shaun X Wanni X Handi

If you haven’t exhausted your “God abeg” prayers on this clique, then you’re probably watching the back of your TV. At this point, Wanni X Handi’s parents should accept that they now have a triplet. The twins have their eyes on the money but are also dead ready to tear down Biggie’s roof if push comes to shove.

Victoria could have been part of this clique, but her partner seems to have forgotten they came into the house together.

Rank-o-meter: Problematic AF

Nelita X Aces

The Aces are the baby boys of the house. They couldn’t care less about Biggie’s ₦100m prize. Whether they win or not, they’re fine. They’re in the house for a good time, not necessarily a long time. But they’ve done the smart thing by attaching themselves to Nelly and Anita, who both have their heads in the game.

Rank-o-meter: Vibes on Vibes

Zinwe X Floruish X Victoria

Resident mother gagool, Chinwe, takes full credit for planting division in the house after recruiting Rhuttee into her hate party against Nelly. Unfortunately, landing in the bottom four rattled her badly, and now she thinks the housemates are against her. But that hasn’t stopped her from being vile.

Victoria shouldn’t be part of this clique, but this is what happens when your sworn partner tosses you aside like onions in cheap shawarma. Zion and DJ Flo are also members of this clique by circumstance.

Rank-o-meter: Problematic AF

Beta

These ones will probably observe their way out of Big Brother’s house. They know all the cliques but aren’t ready to give their allegiance to anyone. Instead, they have one foot in and the other out. This makes them problematic AF because what even is a person with no strong sense of loyalty?

Rank-o-meter: Problematic AF

Streeze

This clique will stay confused until the day Ebuka announces them as the next evicted housemates. Toby Forge’s extreme obsession with Biggie’s kitchen and food has turned him into an “Anywhere belle face.” Mayor Frosh, on the other hand, is after Rhuthee’s pants and may have lost his focus. This duo and the Beta group shouldn’t be in Biggie’s house for another week. Send them home.

Rank-o-meter: Vibes on Vibes

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