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QUIZ: Answer Some Fuel Questions, And We’ll Tell You If You Should Swear For NEPA

Yes, the answer is always yes.

Written By: Chioma Munachi

Last Updated February 9, 2024





	






	
	
	
	

	




			
					
	
	
	
	
	
	

	
		
			
				Pick a childhood insult:
				
							
									

						
																					
															
															
															
													
						
						
						
															Your wakawaka shit like devil salad.													
					
									

						
																					
															
															
															
													
						
						
						
															Dem ask u why u carry kerosene lamp enter America, u say u no trust NEPA.													
					
									

						
																					
															
															
															
													
						
						
						
															Your scatter scatter teeth like Rambo bullet.													
					
									

						
																					
															
															
															
													
						
						
						
															Richest man for una village na wheelbarrow e dey carry go work.													
					
				
				

				
					Correct!
					Wrong!
					
				

			

					
			
				How much do you spend on petrol weekly?
				
							
									

						
																					
															
															
															
													
						
						
						
															₦25k - ₦50k													
					
									

						
																					
															
															
															
													
						
						
						
															₦55k and above													
					
									

						
																					
															
															
															
													
						
						
						
															I use diesel													
					
									

						
																					
															
															
															
													
						
						
						
															I don’t even know again													
					
				
				

				
					Correct!
					Wrong!
					
				

			

					
			
				Do you know someone in close proximity to the national cake?
				
							
									

						
																					
															
															
															
													
						
						
						
															I might know the SA to the SA to the SA of a minister													
					
									

						
																					
															
															
															
													
						
						
						
															No o, God forbid													
					
									

						
																					
															
															
															
													
						
						
						
															I think so													
					
									

						
																					
															
															
															
													
						
						
						
															Yes													
					
				
				

				
					Correct!
					Wrong!
					
				

			

					
			
				Where do you live?
				
							
									

						
																					
															
															
															
													
						
						
						
															In my father’s house													
					
									

						
																					
															
															
															
													
						
						
						
															At home													
					
									

						
																					
															
															
															
													
						
						
						
															On the beach													
					
									

						
																					
															
															
															
													
						
						
						
															In my imagination													
					
				
				

				
					Correct!
					Wrong!
					
				

			

					
			
				What powers your house?
				
							
									

						
																					
															
															
															
													
						
						
						
															The sun													
					
									

						
																					
															
															
															
													
						
						
						
															NEPA													
					
									

						
																					
															
															
															
													
						
						
						
															My blood, sweat and tears													
					
									

						
																					
															
															
															
													
						
						
						
															Diesel													
					
				
				

				
					Correct!
					Wrong!
					
				

			

					
			
				When was the last time you bought petrol?
				
							
									

						
																					
															
															
															
													
						
						
						
															Last week													
					
									

						
																					
															
															
															
													
						
						
						
															Yesterday													
					
									

						
																					
															
															
															
													
						
						
						
															Two hours ago													
					
									

						
																					
															
															
															
													
						
						
						
															Again, I use diesel													
					
				
				

				
					Correct!
					Wrong!
					
				

			

					
			
				What's your work style?
				
							
									

						
																					
															
															
															
													
						
						
						
															Hybrid													
					
									

						
																					
															
															
															
													
						
						
						
															On-site													
					
									

						
																					
															
															
															
													
						
						
						
															Remote													
					
									

						
																					
															
															
															
													
						
						
						
															Zikoko, are you the ones that gave me work?													
					
				
				

				
					Correct!
					Wrong!
					
				

			

						
 

	
	

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