We’ve agreed that all Nigerian parents attended the exact same training school, but there are some things that are particular to Nigerian mothers. If you grew up with one, this quiz should be beyond easy.
Go ahead:
Her best friend just offered you food. What face does she make behind her back?
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She thinks you want to "kill her". Why won’t she allow you?
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What’s this NOT used for?
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How does she respond to “Sorry”?
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Finish this sentence without context:
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What does she use to carry hot pot?
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Your mother just bought something for N50. How much did the seller first call?
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You’re not feeling well. What does your mother say is the cause?
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She just angrily asked, "Am I not talking to you?" What do you do?
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She just told your father that you “beat her”. What did you do?
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Which of these doubles as a weapon against you?
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Which of these people did your mother love more than you?
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How does she save numbers on her phone?
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11 Quizzes For People Who Grew Up In Nigeria
Prove your Nigerian-ness. Take these quizzes.