Brethren, aren’t you tired of waking up every morning to go to work, knowing that if you get fired, you have no safety net other than the paltry savings in your bank account? Aren’t you tired of not being taken care of? Take this quiz we made to help you find your very own glucose guardian.
Pick an ice cream brand.
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Which one of these is your favourite X-Men character?
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Favourite type of assorted meat.
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How do you brush your teeth?
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Pick a classic Nigerian hit song.
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Which of these fucking terrible fashion items did you rock when they were in style?
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Favourite Nigerian female vocalist.
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What app do you spend the most time using on your phone?
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