The way the world is set up right now, there’s really no reason for anyone to leave their house. You can get food, groceries, and if you play your cards right, love can be delivered right to your doorstep. We know how.
Join dating sites
If you’re seriously looking for love, then spread your net wide and join all the available dating sites. That way, your love can come to you quickly.
Get your loved ones to set you up
Chances are the people in your life want you in a relationship more than you want it. Simply give them the go ahead and watch them work their magic to transform your relationship status to “taken”.
Become active on your socials
Have you seen all the “We met in the DMs” love stories? Get active on social media, sieve through your DMs and find the love of your life.
Call for a service
According to Hollywood, and sometimes Nollywood, all service men and women are hot. So consider ordering a box of pizza. Or get creative by starting a tiny fire in your house and wait for the firefighters to come in all their glory.
Pray
We suggest you go on your knees and beg whatever supreme being you believe in, so they can drag a lover to your front door with all your required specs.
Go back to your ex
If we’re being honest, there isn’t much left on the streets. It’s probably best you think long and hard, pick your best ex and tell them to act right this time.
Position yourself
If your house has a balcony, we suggest you take strategic positioning to heart and man that station day and night. Hopefully, the one for you will see you and kickstart your happily ever after.
