Quiz: What’s Your Body Count Going to Be in 2025?

Will your year be filled with legendary sexcapades or ghost town vibes? Whether you’re fully for the streets, catching a vibe, or staying alone, your 2025 energy says a lot about how busy you’ll be. Answer these 10 hilarious questions, and we’ll guess if your body count will be zero, hero, or something out of a Nollywood blockbuster.

Your New Year’s resolution is to:

Spend more quality time with my boo

Have fun, no strings attached

Meet new people and see where it goes

Avoid drama and focus on myself

Correct!

Wrong!

What’s your ideal Saturday night?

A romantic date night with my partner

Hitting up a party and turning heads

Catching up with friends and meeting someone new

Staying home, vibing with my playlist, and avoiding chaos

Correct!

Wrong!

Your go-to response to a “WYD” text at 11p.m. is:

“Sorry, I’m with bae”

“Depends—what’s in it for me?”

“Chilling. What’s up?”

Nothing, you left it on read

Correct!

Wrong!

What do you bring to the table in a situationship?

Stability and care

Vibes, looks, and just the right amount of toxicity

Humor, fun, and good energy

Nothing. I’m not trying to be anyone’s situation

Correct!

Wrong!

Pick a Nigerian food that defines your dating style:

Egusi soup—reliable and comforting

Suya—spicy and unforgettable

Small chops—fun, quick, and always a hit

Amala—an acquired taste that not everyone appreciates

Correct!

Wrong!

What’s the most likely caption on your next thirst trap?

“Taken, not stirred”

“The streets aren’t ready”

“Feeling cute, might delete later”

“Just here for the vibes”

Correct!

Wrong!

How do you handle your crush ignoring your texts?

I wouldn’t know; my partner always responds

Ignore them back and post a fire selfie

Laugh it off and move on to the next

Internalize it and swear off relationships forever

Correct!

Wrong!

Pick a Nigerian artist to serenade your love life in 2025:

Johnny Drille—because love is sweet

Burna Boy—it’s giving “Last Last” vibes

Wizkid—always in a “Let’s party” mood

Asa—deep and introspective

Correct!

Wrong!

Your friends describe your love life as:

Stable and sweet

A Nollywood drama

A wild rollercoaster

It’s giving Sahara Desert

Correct!

Wrong!

You’re invited to your ex’s wedding. You:

Don’t go. Why ruin your peace?

Show up looking so good, they regret everything

Go for the vibes and small chops

Politely decline and cry in private

Correct!

Wrong!

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