Who says the fun has to die in your relationship because you’re now married? Just spice things up with these Truth or Dare questions and you’ll be shocked at what you’d find.
Disclaimer: If this causes fight, don’t come and drag us sha.
Truth — Do you have a sugar baby?
Let them tell you who your competitors are, please. So nobody can come and catch you offside.
Dare — Let me go through your phone
Just go straight to the archived chats on WhatsApp. But whatever you see there is your business sha.
Truth — Would you marry me if I was an ant?
You know the answer to this question, but you can still ask anyway if you like pain.
Dare — Show me your Bolt/Uber ride history
Have they been going to weird places at weird times? Why is Bolt showing that they went to Eko Hotels when they were supposed to go to the gym? These are the questions.
Truth — Were you faking that orgasm?
You need to know whether you’re as skilled as you think or you’re just doing rubbish.
Dare — Recite the national pledge
This is how you’ll know if your partner is an olodo in disguise.
Truth — If you could sleep with one of my friends, who would it be?
Our personal advice: if they ask you this question, lie. If you open your mouth to mention somebody, just be ready for World War 3.
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Dare — Make a video of yourself dancing in my clothes
Use the video to threaten them every once in a while when they want to fight you.
Truth — Will you remarry if I die?
A good retort would be, “Who says you have to die first?” But if you say this, you might actually die.
Dare — Call my parents and tell them what you really think about them
Sha don’t try this one if your parents are Yoruba. Your partner will sleep outside.
Truth — Was he/she just a colleague?
Look in their eyes as they answer this question. Don’t even bother with the words they’re saying. Unless your spouse can pass a polygraph, you’ll get your answer.
Dare — Send me all the money in your account
Our personal favourite. Just blow small powder after daring them.
Truth — Any extra children I should know about?
You might be a stepmom or stepdad without even knowing. It’s surprises like these that really spice things up.
Dare — Make a TikTok with me and post it
Only do this if you want them to have small panic attacks while filming. Don’t post it sha because they might faint if you do.
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