Nothing beats the feeling of getting a phone notification during a bad work day and it turns out to be a message from the LOYL. If you’re a lady who wants to profess love, inspire or invite that man over for genital slamming, we’ve got you covered with a list of unique messages for your boyfriend that’ll get him thanking God for the day your paths crossed.
“Love me jeje, love me tender. You’re my sugar, my honey, my tender lover.”
Thanks to Tems, this line from Seyi Sodimu’s 1999 record has made a comeback to the dating scene. Use it for your man, it works wonders.
“My heart goes out to jigi jigi bam bam.”
Send this to a millennial or gen X lover, and watch him melt like a cheap deliverance candle.
“I slept knowing I’ll see you in my dreams, but I woke realising you’re not just a dream to me but my perfect reality.”
The only way to say good morning to your talking stage who’s showing heavy signs that he’s your last bus stop.
“I know you’re at work right now, but I just wanted to say how much I love you.“
Let that man know you appreciate all he’s doing. This message will also push him to go harder.
“My baby. The one who makes Nigerian air breathable. Your softness is why I don’t even consider the hardship in the country…”
No better way to let that man know Nigeria has nothing on your love for him.
“You’re the most amazing man I’ve ever known, and I can’t believe I’m the one who got you.”
When you want him to know just how much you appreciate doing life with him.
“Your middle name should be Google because you’re always right, and you have everything I’ve been searching for in a man.”
Send this to a man, and you’ll scatter his medulla oblongata.
“I love you more than roasted corn. And I really love corn.”
That man knows he has to act right if you’re placing him above good ol’ roasted corn.
“You’re the one I want o / Before my liver start to fail.”
In case you want to profess your love to him with the help of Afrobeats.
“I love you.”
Coming from you to your man, he’ll have butterflies fluttering in his tummy.
“Missing you. Big head.“
A simple way to let him know he needs to bring his ass to wherever you are.
“Me without you is like a phone without internet connection. Come back soon.”
Another way of telling that man to jump on the next danfo and come to you.
“May Nigeria never happen to you.”
It’s up there in some of the most important prayers for anyone living in Nigeria. That man will know you rate him AF.
“You didn’t come this far to give up now. You’ll get through this.“
For when your man needs a little cheering up from life’s shege.
“Hey baby, I’m sorry you’re feeling down today. Don’t forget I’m here for you. Sending you all my love and support.”
A simple way to help him get through a rough patch.
“Check your account, baby. I sent something small.”
The Nigerian economy is showing everyone shege right now, so you better believe that man can use a lil support here and there, even if you’ll get it back in ten folds.
“I know you can’t stand me right now, but how do you look so good even when you’re angry?”
For when you’ve pissed him TF up and want to stylishly apologise.
“Hey Zaddy”
It’s a short message but heavy with meaning. That man will know you want to be babied in a way that’ll make your toes curl.
“Hey baby, wanna come home and lick my plate?”
It’s unhinged, but it’ll crack him up and send him running to you in no time.
“I burn for you”
This Bridgerton line is still hot as hell in almighty 2024. Let that man know how far you’re willing to go for him and his phallus.
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